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I will never be an old man. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese.
Wishes quotes funny birthday jokes. 7 it is amazing to see what a big difference one year can make in a person s life. You get better with age my dearest. Congratulations and happy birthday.
6 don t worry i am right here by your side to help you mourn the death of your youth. We should share equally all those lovely presents because today is also my day of being a mother father. Honey you really don t have to do the dishes on your birthday.
Happy birthday to someone who doesn t quite look as old as a dried up prune yet. Happy birthday funny quotes. Best wishes on your special day.
Happy birthday unknown let s drink as much on your birthday as your dad did when he found out your mom was pregnant with you unknown congratulations on not being remotely young enough to be picked for the hunger games. Do not think that you will be one more year old. Last year you were stupid and this year you have suddenly turned stupider.
Funny birthday quotes for her. I believe you forgot my birthday present last year so now i m returning the favor. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake you still chase women but only downhill.
You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist. Famous funny birthday quotes. Nostalgia ain t what it used to be.
Out of all the birthday wishes you get today i bet mine will be the wishiest unknown however old you are is the new 30. Start every day with a smile and get it over with. To me old age is always 15 years older than i am.
Birthdays come around every year but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. A wise man once said forget about your past you cannot change it. Funny birthday jokes sayings.
I intend to live forever so far so good. Funny birthday quotes humer. Next time blow out the candles.
I m so glad you came into my life. Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old chinese scholar. Some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.
May all your dreams and wishes come true today and every day. Do not think about the worst. Happy birthday to you son.
You know you re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Do not be so pessimistic today. After 30 a body has a mind of its own.
Have a lot of fun on your birthday let s remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but don t forget to enjoy that you were never so old.