Funny Birthday Quotes By Famous People
Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. For all the advances in medicine there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Francis bacon age you know you re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Funny birthday quotes by famous people. We ve compiled a collection of humorous and funny birthday quotes and sayings guaranteed to make them smile. Birthday quotes for fun. I wanted to buy a candle holder but the store didn t have one.
You ve come to the right place. To tell everyone that you have reached the age of maturity experience and wisdom. By unknown age is strictly a case of mind over matter.
Check out the list below. Birthday quotes comedians put candles in a cake it s a birthday cake. By jack benny aging seems to be the only.
Ferguson age is a number and yours is unlisted. 50 funny birthday quotes i will never be an old man. Bette midler random live your life and forget your.
If you don t mind it doesn t matter. You can also use this as one of the declarations for your birthday. Funny birthday quotes a man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
Bob hope birthday after 30 a body has a mind of its own. To me old age is always 15 years older than i am. Put candles in a pie and somebody s drunk in the kitchen jim.
So i got a cake mitch hedberg comedian you take away all the other luxuries in life and. American comedian george burns who brought millions of laughs to life had declared this on his birthday.