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I hope you have a remarkable and unforgettable 80th birthday. Time definitely flies when you re having the time of your life.
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Jokes 80th birthday quotes funny. If you have an 80th birthday poem then you can put the joke in there especially as an opener to catch people s attention. Man wakes up and says nothing. This is me talking to the wine.
A woman turned 80 years old. I get up each morning and dust off my wits then pick up the paper and read the o bits if my name isn t there then i know i m not dead. I wanted to be 65 again but they wouldn t let me homeland.
I don t remember what for but i m still chasing them. Tom stoppard if you survive long enough you re revered rather like an old building. Hell of a good time for the lucky guy to get odds like that.
Funny 80th birthday quotes age is a high price to pay for maturity. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. Happy birthday to the most passionate 80 year old.
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Hope your 80th birthday is a wonderful celebration of the amazing you. It would have taken us a long time. You don t look a day over your 70th birthday let alone a decade.
I bet you can t believe you re already 80. She was an avid golfer so she decided to move to florida and join a country club. At 80 years old you can still chase girls although you wouldn t remember what for but you are still chasing them.
You don t look a day older than 70. 80 year old jokes aging jokes 100. Happy 80th birthday at 80 years old your bones get softer and your arteries get harder to balances out.
The 80s look really good on you. Katherine hepburn this is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday. Here are some of our favorites.
I wish you a magnificent 80 years. I definitely can t you look and act so young for your age. Inspirational quote the advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love i can easily change eighty for fifty sixty seventy etc.
80th birthday decorative tile etsy. Wife annoyed shouts you ve forgotten what day it is haven t you. Franklin pierce adams.
I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed. Sep 30 2016 we ve found that 80th birthday jokes are the key to a fun filled celebration. Not a problem he replies.
I m still chasing girls. Thank goodness you don t have to blow out 80 candles.